Chapter 1: The journey of a lot of steps starts with something
Ever since I was a boy, I wanted to be a hero of the realm. Wherever greedy dragons polluted the land and goblins attacked poor families, that’s where I wanted to be. I spent many years of honorable service rising through the ranks. I became a young knight, hoping for the opportunity to prove my loyalty and braveary. Maybe even my willingness to give up my life for others. Instead I found myself in a place called Red Sun, named after a particularly beautiful sunrise that the original settlers saw. Considering that’s the most exciting story to come out of this little village, it can get a little stagnant at times, but I learned to appreciate it. That was until some idiot decided to move into some ruins and start making it everyone else’s problems.
You see, depending on who you ask, magic and how it came about is still a major point of contention. Trying to get a straight answer out of the fae folk or any race that claims magical origins will get you thousands of stories before you get one honest person who says “I don’t know. The magic tree thing seems to make sense though.” Elves, sprites, faeries, gnomes, dwarves, spirits, ghouls, ghosts, goblins, you name it, all kinds of origins for all kinds of stories.
My personal belief is that the church and priest I see on Sundays is right, that with the bite of an apple that brought the downfall of man, so too did the knowledge of magic come with the realization they were naked. Then after all that everything else kinda happened. Heck, with how many different creatures can be relegated to the created-in-an-ancient-land-and-escaped, makes me think maybe everyone was human before deciding to use the magic found in the trees or water or whatever to become their own creation. That would explain why so many different creatures from those stories end up being all bitey and lacking anything close to humanity. However at least the wood elves share their apples with the town.
Our little hamlet homes many magical folk too. Between the little bazaar full of odds and ends from the nearby woodlands or the inn that served as the only local tavern, it wasn’t odd to hear a gnome miner complaining to a Dwarf banker over a delinquent mortgage or even the more behaved lizardfolk that came selling all kinds of admittedly well crafted bone jewelry, weapons, clothing, etc. Of course that also meant that the odd troll sometimes would wander into town because of a disease, hunger, or just feeling a kind of way that the town's people didn’t drop enough trash off of Refuse Cliff towards Garbage Cave, their chosen home.
All this is to explain that this book is meant as a place to explain why although we as knights have vowed off the use of magic, some spells may be necessary to hunt down the rogue ones. Magic isn’t some play thing we can keep casting aside; it’s a dangerous thing that must be planned against. If not because of the obvious lack of limits, but because people themselves are prone to poor decisions. You’re saying that out of all the fireballs, all the swarms of pick-any-flying-insect, all the death and destruction, everyone who calls themselves an archmage at best or necromancer at worst, they could’ve chosen to use this power for taking care of others, but instead came up with five more horrible ways to make people die? Not like the rest of us wouldn’t figure something else out eventually, but all it takes is a wizard getting his feelings hurt and now everyone gets to have a bad day.
This particular trial all started on a normal Tuesday, with an abnormally large troll wandering into town. The market had already been emptied and other than the shouts and cries of fear, nothing was amiss. The main problem was that instead of going for food this time, the troll was currently causing a scene in a magic store of all places. I must’ve been in a good mood, since instead of just severing the arms and legs, putting them in a bag, and sending the big guy back over the cliff to get himself together and act right, I tried asking what was the problem first. He wasn’t destroying anything yet, and seemed to be waiting patiently to my surprise.
“Hey there, big guy! What seems to be the issue? You aren’t planning on eating a magic man are you?” I said, not yet drawing my sword but the grip was in hand.
“No, I need the magic man. Ate something bad.” The troll groaned and clutched his stomach. I could see a faint shape poking and wriggling around within, then the shape of a hand pressed the skin taut from within.
After I swallowed my disgust, not at the troll, although he was admittedly a little musty, I asked “Are you sure this isn’t some kind of new spawn?”
“Do I look like a female troll to you?” The poor creature said in between bouts of howling pain.
“I didn’t say that, but I’m not exactly a troll expert either! I’ve read about creatures called seahorses, right? So the male-” His roars of pain cut me off. “The point is that I’ve read many things, and none of them explained what a normal troll birth looks like.”
Behind the counter, a curtain billowed out of the way and revealed the magical owner of the shop. As is the usual case, he had his big pointy hat and long flowing robes that were made out of some kind of material that changes colors depending on the angle you look at it. You know, the usual showy, magic-y stuff. Even the gloves and scarf that hid everything but his long flowing hair and piercing eyes looked magical, but not too gaudy like others I had seen. I’ve had the disdain of putting my eyes upon wizards that wear gems that would blind you just to be around. Our magic person however held a couple different concoctions and potions, and seemed surprised that we were there.
When I saw the look on his face I asked “Did you not know we were here or something? I’m sure that sheet isn’t that good at muffling our voices!” It was hard to even speak over the poor giant’s blubbering.
“I was in the far back.” the wizard said, as if that answered anything.
The poor beast’s screams cut off any thought I was having outside of fixing the problem at hand. The magical oddities store owner started laying out flasks of all shapes, and were filled with every color imaginable. Including some really ugly ones.
He took a knee next to his odd patient and asked, “Can you explain to me where the pain is located?” The troll howled and the hand made another imprint through the skin. It must’ve thought I wasn’t getting squeamish enough so it started moving its fingers back and forth, like an adventurer trying to press its way out of a slime.
“Alright, I can’t concentrate. Cut his head off.”
“What?”
“He’s in pain and I need to be able to work. Don’t worry, it’ll go right back after a second or two.”
I hesitated, but eventually gave in to the grave demands and pulled my sword. It wasn’t the first time I had to draw a sword on a troll, but this was different. It felt like I was attacking a bear that was missing its claws and teeth.
I patted him on the shoulder and got him to calm down so he could hear me. “Hey big guy, try to hold your chin back. I’m not trying to clip anything that doesn’t need to be cut.”
As I raised my sword he made a little whimper, but complied. Big, dumb, lummox looked so sad, then just relieved. As his head rolled away I grabbed it and held it still. He was still gasping for air, like a fish out of water. The wizard took some ichor that was spilling out and collected it in another flask, before taking out another potion that had the color of rusty nails. He dripped a little on the headless stump, and waited. Then the worst happened; a finger started poking through the neck hole. Then two. Then everything popped out up to the wrist.
The wizards waved his hand, acting as if this was business as usual, and an unseen force pulled it the rest of the way out of the stomach and was tossed into the corner where it was promptly hit with a bolt of lightning. With all the excitement, I almost forgot my cautiousness against magic. The troll looked up at me patiently, and made me remember that I was holding a living head. Funny how the weirdest things go unnoticed if they just stay quiet…
Anyway, I realized the troll might not enjoy being disembodied and tried to rush whatever the wizard was doing “I’m not an expert of any kind, but wouldn’t fire work better?” I covered my mouth and nose to try and protect myself from the stench emanating from the wound. The smell of an electrified evil hand and the stomach contents of a not-so-picky-eater made for hard breathing.
The wizard used his wand to poke at everything within reach, studied the wound, made his way over to the hand in the corner, and concluded, “be sure to chew your food thoroughly next time,” and motioned to put the head back where it came from. Instantly the wound was closing around the neck and after only a moment the troll was able to take a big breath.
With the wound close, the troll got up and started walking out. “Wait,” I called out, “You sure you’re ok? That was quite the nasty little event.”
“Yes, I’m good. Thank you for not killing me.” He started to lumber off again.
“Kill you, why would we do that?”
“People don’t often allow trolls to walk around without attacking us.” He said.
I chuckled, since it was technically true, however, “Most often trolls aren’t exactly here to peacefully go about their business too.”
“Fair.” He shifted his attention to “I owe you, magic man. I won’t forget.”
“Oh, no need for that. You’ve given me something to do for the day,” He extended his hand and jangled a vial of his blood, “If you have any more problems like this one, you can count on the Sorcerer Solomon!”
The troll took the hand in his oversized claws and shook. “I am Chief Grool. Good bye.” and he was gone. Other than the gore that was splattered on a few nearby things, it went a lot cleaner than I had expected. Usually when a troll is looking for something it’s because it’s hungry. I would’ve taken more time to sit there and wonder what brought Grool into town, but decided that it was more worth my time to focus on the hand that was still wiggling in the corner.
I began to pull my sword and asked, “are you going to need some help with that?”
Solomon pointed his wand at it and the hand began to float, wiggling around like a bug caught in an invisible web it wasn’t going to escape. He made his way towards the counter and shook his head. “No, not at the moment any way sir…?”
“Sir Knight Simon West, but most people just call me Simon.”
“Hm, a humble knight errant. Got any quests or tasks that currently have your attention?”
I chuckled at the flowery words. “I’m no such thing, just a man looking to help while I wander, and this town has plenty of small issues that need a little help.” The response was equally elegant, but the words dripped with sarcasm as they left my lips. The truth was I didn’t have much going on, and it wasn’t like my lord had any pressing business for me to attend to . What I did know is that I didn’t get knighted just to sit in a castle playing with my swords. The world wasn’t safe enough yet for such niceties, or at least my body was not yet broken.
“Regardless, it looks like you might have something of note to deal with soon.” Solomon said without looking up from the arm he was poking.
“How’s that?”
“Limbs don’t crawl around unless they are attached to something. So, either this is just a little wandering experiment, or it’s indicative or a bigger problem that won’t easily go away.”
“Great,” I replied, “another idiot who read one too many books and has decided to make it everyone else’s problem.”
If he was annoyed by the comment he didn’t show it. “It can’t be that bad! Although, I guess you would end up dealing with the worst of the rabble that can’t understand why forbidden means forbidden.”
“That’s the problem! In a world where anyone can decide to learn how to create tonics or learn new and exciting ways to advance the world using all this magic we can’t seem to get away from, there are too many people who have decided that raising an undead army or summoning a legion of elementals was the best use for such a tool.” It was something I was quite annoyed by even at that moment.
Solomon shook his head again, this time at me. “For me, magic is as integral to who I am as a hammer is to a smith. It’s how I create my best work.”
“I wish everyone thought like that. Do you need me to do something to help discern just how much trouble is coming my way?” I was feeling quite useless standing there.
“If it’s what it seems, we will be in a lot of trouble. Regardless of what I think it’s always smart to check with an expert in unholy magics first, of course.”
“Oh yes of course! Would hate to mix up our ghouls, zombies, and revenants.” I meant that in a half joking manner, but trying to use the wrong tool on the wrong beast is a sure way to get it thrown back at your face. Or through your chest. Whichever happens first really. Solomon shot me a look though, so I finished up giggling at myself before actually contributing to the conversation. “Where are we supposed to find such a person? Red Sun isn’t exactly oozing with magical talent, nefarious or otherwise."
“True, but every town has a church. Do you know anyone who is required to be as well read as a priest on such matters?” He smirked at the irony. “Take this small sample and take it to the local holy man. He should be more than capable in the capacity to check my work and make sure I haven’t made an erroneous diagnosis.”
“Sounds good to me! Be back in a moment.” And with a small vial containing a piece of undead flesh, I was off. It wasn't like I had much else to do other than sit around somewhere else, and who knew, maybe he was wrong! Maybe magic tomfoolery wasn’t going to be a humongous problem for once. And maybe I wasn’t going to get an ear full for missing Sunday's sermon…
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“Samson! I didn’t see you Sunday, I was worried!” Father McConnell called from the top of the steps. He always seemed to be in a cheerful mood, and out of all the hypocrites and rules loyalists, he wasn’t one of them. I appreciated that about him. Many others in his position often missed the point of the book they preach from and stopped being servants to their fellow man, but not McConnell. He was an old Irish man who treated the world like everyone was another adoptive son or daughter.
“Sorry to worry you father was busy that day sadly.” I called back to him as I ascended the holy steps.
He chuckled until I was in range for him to just whisper, “Busy sleeping in I bet.”
I didn’t even try to argue with him. “Sadly though, I’m not here on holy business,” I held out the vial to show the squirming mass, “I was sent by a sorcerer named Solomon. He thinks this little piece of rotten flesh raises a cause for alarm. So he’s asked for an expert in the unholy to give an opinion.” I smirked at him a little, knowing my words would rub him the wrong way. Even clergymen need to be given a hard time sometimes, if for no other reason than to keep us all humble.
“I’m not an expert, but I can divine the nature of our troubles well enough.” He took the vial in his hand, and turned it over and over. He whispered something to it, and it started smoking. “Great, and where did this piece of flesh come from?”
I looked at him surprised, “How did you know it was flesh?”
“Because the Church has many defenses against many evil creations. One of the more understood enemies is the undead, which can easily be dispatched with a holy incant or two.” Father McConnell handed back the vial that had filled with smoke, “however that piece took a little bit more effort than just a simple prayer to dispatch. What did it come from?”
“A hand, which still had a wrist and a few inches of forearm still attached.”
“Figures. I guess that means I better have a talk with this sorcerer. I need a moment to grab some things from inside.” He disappeared before I could answer. I had assumed he wanted to come with me to talk in more depth than I could carry back to Solomon.
After a short while, the father walked back out in his walk-around garb and giant sun hat. He carried with him a nice quarterstaff he used as a walking stick, and I remember thinking it odd that he had a pack on. Before I could ask anything, he spurred me forward down the stairs after him, into the street. It was a simple dirt road that connected the buildings together, but wasn’t much more advanced than a well trodden goat-path. We passed by all the same places I had just passed by a little bit ago, and made our way back into the heart of the marketplace.
Father McConnell spoke pleasantly, saying “What a wonderful day to get out and about! If it wasn’t for this little bit of darkness brewing, I’d still be standing on those steps waving at everyone else enjoying the day.”
“Nice to put those legs to use, eh?”
“And arms, and head for that matter.” He smirked.
“Oh come on now! I’m sure there is plenty of fun to be had spending all day amongst the dusty rooms and tombs and tomes!” I jested.
He gave me a serious stare, “It would be more fun gathering the research than reading about it. After you read about the tenth or twentieth creature whose entire goals boil down to ‘eat people,’ it gets dreadfully boring.”
“Like trolls?” I said hoping to bait him into saying something he would immediately regret after I told him about Grool.
“I meant the more nefarious denizens that are trying to sate more than just hunger, but trolls are quite the fascinating subject to read on.”
“In what way?”
“They’re a magical creature that works on a basic set of instincts, but are intelligent enough to have tribes and chieftains. Between them and elves, the common theory is that they are just another corrupted string of humans that can’t remember what created them.” He sounded spaced out. The rote dogma didn’t seem to interest him much.
I tried to dig a little bit, “What about you? What do you think happened?”
He sighed, “the more you read, the more you realize the only person who knows anything at all isn’t coming back until the very end.”
Another honest answer as always, I remember thinking. I considered myself well-read enough compared to many of my own comrades, but in a world where the only people allowed to read everything and anything was the Church, I was a mere fool. God’s servants were tasked, as he put it, to read everything and decide whether it deserved to exist. We never had a book burning in our town of course, Father McConnell never called for one, preferring to lock such materials away. I don’t think he would’ve locked any away if it wasn’t for the whole summoning monsters on a good day and consorting with demons on a bad day.
We arrived at Solomon’s emporium of bad ideas, and found Solomon still openly messing with an undead hand on the front counter. Were we one of the more zealous hamlets, he would’ve probably been executed on the spot, but the padre had a different plan.
“Ohhhhh,” he could barely hide his disdain for the severed limb, “it’s one of those, huh?”
“So we agree?”
“If you’re thinking of a Murderer's Hand, then yes we are in agreement.” Father McConnell held a sleeve up to his nose.
“It doesn’t smell that bad does it?” Solomon jeered.
Unphased by the sorcerer’s condescending tone, he answered “The taint of evil coming off that foul thing fills me with a deep desire to bathe it in radiant light, but that would ruin our only way of finding what woke this horrid abomination up.” I had never heard the father speak like he was five seconds away from delivering a fire and brimstone type sermon, but he was a very good priest after all. I wondered how such a holy man tolerated an unholy land for so long.
“What is it?” I finally interjected.
“It’s the hand of a murderer, just as the name implies.” Solomon tried the sarcastic tone again but my face told him to reconsider. “Okay that part is obvious, but this specific specimen raised itself!”
“Like Je-?” I started to say before I felt an oddly strong fist smack my chest. The father had struck me with the back of his hand to stop me from saying something stupid.
“No, not like our Savior at all son. The blood these hands have shed infuses the body part itself with dark energies, unholy magic the church would say." His voice turned all academic for a second and looked Solomon in the eyes like scholars do, “It’s actually how we can use certain rituals to varying degrees of success to sift out suspected criminals.”
Solomon continued as if both were giving me a lecture on an important subject, “The summoning of a large amount of undead can lead to even stronger, unholy creatures getting attracted to the source, which is why you end up with so much evil garbage in forgotten ruins and derelict castles. Even ancient artifacts with forgotten histories can suddenly awaken themselves and next thing you know-”
“-you get evil hands that crawl on their own.” McConnell added.
I rubbed my chest, thinking for the first time about how I’ve never actually seen what is hiding beneath that man’s sleeves. “Okay good to go, so now what?”
“Now you go grab your equipment, maybe find ourselves a guide, and we should take care of this immediately.” Solomon was packing as he gave the order.
“Wouldn’t it be better to leave in the morning?”
The priest tightened his grip around his staff, “the Lord willing, we might be able to bump into a few things that would be better dealt with in the forest than wherever the hand was going off to gather.” I’d worked with Father McConnell on a few excursions. He really didn’t like what he deemed unholy, which was anything that would bring harm to anyone in town, human or otherwise.
“Well, then, I’ll be off and get my things!” I’ve never seen that man do anything but smile. If it was serious enough to leave in the middle of the night, and serious enough that the priest was packed and ready to go just from looking at a small chunk of meat, I didn’t need much more of an explanation. I would retrieve my things from the guardhouse, and pick up an old friend from the tavern. There was an old Dwarf bounty hunter I’d need to have a drink and a chat with before we could set off.
Thank you so much for reading this chapeter of my book, coming out on the 30th! Please do me a favor, and follow the pages and let me know what you think about this first chapter. Please do be aware that this entire things is a one man venture, so any kind of constructive feedback would be amazing, even to the nitpicks got I missed while proofreading. Thank you again and I hope you all get a chance to read "Magic Most Foul" coming at the end of this month.